From time to time a site comes along that just seems so obvious, you wish you had thought of it, but at the same time, the process of creating the site and finding its contents would be so tedious you're glad someone else did it for you. The site I'm enthusing about today, Godawful Fan Fiction, is an amazing undertaking. Read the absolute worst fan fiction the net has to offer, pull the particularly wretched bits out, and showcase them for all to see.
Here's a sample, from the site:
I've seen some pointless shit in my time, but this takes the cake. Imagine Abbot and Costello's "Who's on First?" routine in script form. Now cross out Abbot and Costello and write in Kirk and Spock instead. Why? Good Question!
Spock: Yes Captain. As I said, Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third --
Kirk: You know the fellows' names?
Spock: Affirmative.
Kirk: Well, then who's playin' first.
Spock: That is correct.
As bad as the stories we review are, at least they're original. This plagiarized waste of time hasn't even got that going for it.
There's more. Star Wars meets Lion King, (The picture is from fanart.lionking.org) Scully and Buffy get it on, and terrible poetry, ad nauseum. And for the first time I mean the nauseum literally.
0 comments:
Post a Comment