DVD PICK OF THE DAY

KID
Your beard's not real.

WILLIE
It was real, but I got sick and all the hair fell out.

KID
How come?

WILLIE
I loved a woman who wasn't clean.

KID
Mrs. Claus?

WILLIE
Actually it was her sister.


If you know me, you know I have a mean streak. Any Christmas movie that has 147 uses and variations of the word "fuck" most of them delivered by Santa Claus himself can't be bad.

It's early, but for a wonderful Christmas in July double feature, watch the classic CHRISTMAS STORY with the new yuletide treat BAD SANTA.