TRACK REVIEW: "AMUSEMENT PARK" - 50 CENT

That guy who got shot nine times is back. And he's a sexy roller-coaster, so to speak. "Amusement Park," the second single off his upcoming album Curtis, is another song extolling 50's virtues as a lover which I think we're all dying to know about. What does this song have to offer? More tepid crooning over a mellow-to-the-point-of-boring R&B beat. Let's not forget about dozens of double-entendres comparing his lovemaking ability to an amusement park, like "Some rides go fast, some rides go slow/You feel heights when I'm high, hell yeah, I go low." Wow, 50 brings the A game.

Hopefully, he goes back to talking about shooting haters. At the least, it would keep my attention.

I WANT MY FOG TV

My favorite music videos currently airing:

Signal Fire by Snow Patrol (from the Spider-Man 3 OST)



Candyman by Christina Aguilera (from her album, Back to Basics)



Cupid's Chokehold by Gym Class Heroes (from their album As Cruel As School Children)



My Humps by Alanis Morisette (making fun of Fergie and the Black Eye Peas)