KEIRA, WILL YOU MARRY ME?

Dearest Keira,

Since seeing King Arthur, I know your taste in films really isn't that great, so I'm hoping that you just have really low standards, in which case, I might have a shot.

Want to get hitched?

If I don't hear from you by July 4 (My nation's Independence Day from your nation), I'll assume that it's a "yes" and I'll have my mother call a rabbi and start making arrangements.

Love,

Stefan