DAMNED DIRTY APES!

I'm officially creeped out.

According to Yahoo news, a young monkey at an Israeli zoo has started walking on its hind legs only — aping humans — after a near death experience, the zoo's veterinarian said Wednesday.

IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO, YOU PANSIES?

Robert Rodriguez is hard at work adapting Frank Miller's noir opus SIN CITY to film (or at least digital video) with an all-star cast including: Jessica Alba, Maria Bello, Alexis Bledel, Rosario Dawson, Benicio Del Toro, Michael Clarke Duncan, Carla Gugino, Josh Hartnett, Jaime King, Michael Madsen, Brittany Murphy, Clive Owen, Mickey Rourke, Marley Shelton, Nick Stahl, Elijah Wood and Bruce Willis.

Here's a first look from DAILY VARIETY.

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Hopefully this will whet your appetites:


THE RETURN OF JAKE MARSHALL, THE ATOMIC MAN

WHY ISN'T THIS ON THE FUNNY PAGES?

Good bud and talented artiste, Captain Rog Petersen alerted me to the daily cartoon THE GIRLYBIRD GETS THE WORM by his friend and extremely talented Philadelphia Renaissance man Mitchell Landsman over at his site, www.thedailycomic.com

I've read quite a few of them, and as always, Mitch's cartoons always make me laugh.

THERE IS NO FIGHT CLUB VIDEO GAME

The first thing about Fight Club is that there is no FIGHT CLUB Game.

The second thing about Fight Club is that there is no FIGHT CLUB Game.

The third thing about Fight Club is that there is no FIGHT CLUB Game.

Any questions?

Apparently coming October 2004